This was on my friends blog and I had to post it because it is so true.
C.A.A.D.D.???
Child Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to do the laundry. As I start toward the basement, I notice that there are Cheerios all over the floor and my house keys are in the cereal bowl.
I decide to pick up the cheerios before I do the laundry. I lay my keys down on the counter, put the cheerios in the trashcan under the counter, and notice that the trashcan is full. So, I decide to take out the trash.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left, my extra checks are in my desk in the office, so I go to my desk where I find a sippy cup full of juice. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I decide I should put the sippy cup in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the sippy cup a plant on the counter catches my eye--it needs to be watered. I set the sippy cup on the counter, and I discover baby wipes that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back in the bathroom, but first I'm going to water the plants. I set the wipes back down, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote, left on the kitchen table.
I realize that when I go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that
it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll
water the plants. I splash some water on the plant, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the
remote back down, get some paper towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I
was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the laundry isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm cup of juice
sitting on the counter, the plants aren't watered, there is still only one check in my check book, I
can't find the remote, I can't find the wipes, and I don't remember what I did with my keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day
long, and I'm really tired
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5 comments:
My disorder finally has a name! I am so happy to know that I am not the only one that suffers from this. I thought that perhaps I was losing my sanity, so thank you for your post on this~ lol. I can't believe how exact it describes what happens to me during a day. Love it!
That's hilarious! I was seriously thinking I had a problem........but now that I know that other people do that too, I don't feel so bad.
YAY! It's really not just me! I feel so much better now, thank you!
You know I do...how many times have you had to get an earful from me on this kind of stuff!!!
OH MY!!! That made me tired! That is me every day. I came in the office to do some work for Brody and decided to check out your blog instead. I can't even remember what Brody wanted me to do anymore. You are awesome...we need to get together more! Life is crazy, it needs to slow down. I love ya!
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